breadmaakesyoufat:

Girl: my boyfriend-

Me: dump him lol

anustartpop:
“ moikaysfuckinready:
“ henryconradtaylor:
“ What’s next?
?????
” ”
Life imitates art
”
  • Me, sipping a lemonade and watching my life go to shit: hoo boy I'm gonna have to deal with that some day
  • mielrosa:

    Men sleeping is just so adorable to me, idk why lol. It’s like y'all finally peaceful and not doing no dumb shit, I love it

    snorlaxatives:

    hopes for 2016: bradley cooper and jennifer lawrence finally stop making annoying movies together

    kardashiansfuckyeah:

    WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY  

    peperomint:

    me: *eating microwaved ramen noodles and watching kitchen nightmares* cannot believe this asshole didnt use fresh chicken in his paella, unbelievable

    bopeep:
“ ryuutank:
“ SHIA LABEOUF INVITED HIS FANS TO WATCH ALL OF HIS MOVIES FOR THREE STRAIGHT DAYS AND HES LIVE STREAMING IT BUT HES NOT EVEN LIVESTREAMING THE MOVIES HES LIVE STREAMING HIMSELF WATCHING THE MOVIES
”
my weird art husband
”

    blackfoxx:

    The white male style of debate is to antagonize you until you snap. Then they win by default, because they make up their own rules in which being upset automatically invalidates your argument. The key is also to argue about things that they have no stake and experience in, so they dont snap first. Of course in the event that they do snap first, its of course passion, not anger…

    White people are like little kids who make up new rules and obnoxious powers to keep themselves from losing….

    At the end of it all, they are happy that you are so civil and can debate things rationally and clearly without getting upset. Everyone shakes hands and thanks everyone for being able to discuss “conflicting” viewpoints. Because after all everyone needs to hear the opposing side to truly be sophisticated. Even if you’ve heard that side all your life and it completely devalues you as a human being.

    What i hear is that the mark of civilization to white people is being dehumanized and taking it like a champ. 

    They also have little to no concept of power dynamics in these ‘sophisticated" discussions.